toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper gives me an itchy ass
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 03, 2023
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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017
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Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmateNice try chief😂 🧻 🧻 🧻
by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021
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