Toews

To snoop, look over one's shoulder, or otherwise obtain information, in an unwelcome manner, about one's private business or affairs, and, particularly, to do so with an air of self-righteous arrogance.

Pronounced "Taves".
Named for Canada's Public Safety Minister, Vic Toews, who has pursued legislation to allow government officials to access private online and telecommunications data, in some cases without a warrant.

"Sally was convinced that her boyfriend was cheating, so she decided to Toews his facebook account."

"John was overlooking the keypad while Joe was inputting his PIN, to which Joe exclaimed: 'Don't Toews me bro!'"
by DonToewsMeBro February 18, 2012
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Jonathan Toews

Captain of the Chicago Blackhawks, #19, reason why the Stanley Cup will be brought back to Chicago, amazing skater, youngster yet one badass leader, all around great player, born April 29, 1988 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, played for the University of North Dakota, drafted by the Blackhawks in 2006 in the 1st round, 3rd overall, and oh yeah, SEXIEST guy in the Chi!
"Did you see that goal!? Did you see what he just did?! That was fucking insane!"

"I told you Jonathan Toews is the ultimate badass! He's got mad skill!"

"He's my hero!"

"Yeah, I'd do him too."
by silksunorbiter December 22, 2009
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Josh Toews

This is the name of the cutest guy in the world.
Girl; hey, is your name Josh Toews?
Guy; No;
Girl; Oh, my mistake,.. you were just really cute and I presumed this to be your name <3
Guy; Marry me?
by tatchellthewandererofhogwarts November 28, 2010
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Robert Toews

Robert Toews robert toews Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, roberted, robert·ing.

raw-burt or, often, rawb-irt Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of Robert

–noun
1. a football playing, steak eating, bitch fucking homo sapien, particularly Robert Toews of Pasadena

Origin: af. 2000; MT; akin to Gk dr?s oak, Skt, Avestan dru wood
I saw Robert Toews eating steak at Moose McGillicuddy's on Friday.
by lksadfjg;laskdjfasdf January 16, 2007
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