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Toews

To snoop, look over one's shoulder, or otherwise obtain information, in an unwelcome manner, about one's private business or affairs, and, particularly, to do so with an air of self-righteous arrogance.

Pronounced "Taves".
Named for Canada's Public Safety Minister, Vic Toews, who has pursued legislation to allow government officials to access private online and telecommunications data, in some cases without a warrant.

"Sally was convinced that her boyfriend was cheating, so she decided to Toews his facebook account."

"John was overlooking the keypad while Joe was inputting his PIN, to which Joe exclaimed: 'Don't Toews me bro!'"
by DonToewsMeBro April 19, 2012
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Jonathan Toews

Captain of the Chicago Blackhawks, #19, reason why the Stanley Cup will be brought back to Chicago, amazing skater, youngster yet one badass leader, all around great player, born April 29, 1988 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, played for the University of North Dakota, drafted by the Blackhawks in 2006 in the 1st round, 3rd overall, and oh yeah, SEXIEST guy in the Chi!
"Did you see that goal!? Did you see what he just did?! That was fucking insane!"

"I told you Jonathan Toews is the ultimate badass! He's got mad skill!"

"He's my hero!"

"Yeah, I'd do him too."
by silksunorbiter December 22, 2009
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Josh Toews

This is the name of the cutest guy in the world.
Girl; hey, is your name Josh Toews?
Guy; No;
Girl; Oh, my mistake,.. you were just really cute and I presumed this to be your name <3
Guy; Marry me?
by tatchellthewandererofhogwarts November 30, 2010
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Robert Toews

Robert Toews robert toews Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, roberted, robert·ing.

raw-burt or, often, rawb-irt Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of Robert

–noun
1. a football playing, steak eating, bitch fucking homo sapien, particularly Robert Toews of Pasadena

Origin: af. 2000; MT; akin to Gk dr?s oak, Skt, Avestan dru wood
I saw Robert Toews eating steak at Moose McGillicuddy's on Friday.
by lksadfjg;laskdjfasdf December 10, 2008
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Chimpy Toes

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...
Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...
by MoreBeer November 27, 2020
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Towsh

Towsh has all the meaning of touché sans the Eurotrash 80's stigma of actually saying touché.

An Australian term and variation of the french word 'touché'. Phonetically - Towel minus the 'el' with 'sh' instead.
You can admit that an opponent has laid down a valid point or comeback within an argument without losing the respect of others and yourself.

Gay rhymes with touché for a raison (reason).
Male 1: I slept with your sister...
Male 2: Towsh!
End scene.

Male 1: I slept with your mother...
Male 2: Towsh!
End scene

Male 1: I slept with your father
Male 2: touché.
End scene.
by towsh.net October 21, 2010
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ten toes down

To be committed to something in life or to be a strong person
by Wassup870 January 22, 2022
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