The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.
My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.
by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014
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When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.
Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!
by Toddler knocker 69 July 14, 2018
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