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tassification 

noun: to tassify an item.
"I tassfully tried to open the L.I.D. and stuck my finger in the jar, and pulled out a plum." clearly, this is an act of tassification.
tassification by archdaler December 30, 2012

Trashification 

it is a state wherein a fangirl/fanboy fully commits her/his life to another person (more on celebrities and famous personalities)
we're in a whole new level of trashification
Trashification by tronnorfranta March 25, 2016

Trashification 

The process by which all the shiny new things we buy eventually become irrelevant, outdated, worn out, busted, or unloved and are thrown away or sold to continue their route to the garbage pile in someone else's house. First used in this definition by Jerry Seinfeld on The Tonight Show, December 23, 2014. See also Crappify.
"All things on earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage. Objects start at the highest order visible in a living area. From there it goes to a closet, cupboard or drawer. From the closet it goes to the garage, one of the longest phases in trashification."
Trashification by One-eyed Jack December 24, 2014

trashification 

it is a state wherein a fangirl/fanboy fully commits her/his life to another person (more on celebrities and famous personalities)
'we're in a whole new level of trashification
trashification by tronnorfranta March 25, 2016

Tristification

The act of turning Tristan’s words into grandiose statements or propaganda; the pontification and exaggeration of Tristan’s ideas, often for dramatic or persuasive effect.
Tristan said he likes chocolate chip cookies, and tristification turned it into a worldwide campaign against oatmeal cookies.
Tristification by Its_Special_K February 21, 2026