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To beans 

(v) to make a joke about somebody who is not to deflect the fact that you cannot come up with a sufficient comeback after getting owned
I was getting bombarded by insults yesterday so I had to beans my way out
To beans by Lemecchauve October 14, 2012
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i swear to beans 

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.
Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!
i swear to beans by T.T. August 4, 2007

No beans to my cup 

This Phrase means that something doesn’t bother you or that you don’t care about what was said or happened.
“Hey Betty I heard you got an abortion” -Kyle

“I did but like no beans to my cup Kyle”- betty

to suck beans 

used as an expletive in the indicative:
"suck beans"

could be substitued for "are/is bad"
"RPG SUCK BEANS"
"Rap Music sucks old beans!"
to suck beans by sleb, aka.yamadude December 24, 2003

Butthole to Bean 

Butthole to Bean is a term that is only used by the most refined people on this earth. I came up with this term after many years of research in the field of sexual exploration. I would travel from butthole to bean often and enjoyed both of these majestic places however, I never connected the two until one day I was driving and I decided to join these two fine places with one phase. Enjoy!
I was so hungry the other night I licked my wife from Butthole to Bean......... while sitting on my leather seats in my hot truck my girlfriends pussy was sweating from butthole to Bean......... one day on a journey from her Butthole to her bean I found her taint.
Butthole to Bean by Cupambulla April 22, 2019
To-bean is generally a BTEC chav snail. Often hanging around or in McDonald's pinging. To-bean also generally try to fling with the clapped of the clapped. However To-bean is not your normal pinger, They are quite like a BTEC hobbit on xans
To-bean by Mearsy August 20, 2018

Bean to bean 

When two lesbian women who are in love share a sexual experience that involves pressing their clits together.
Haley and Monica were so hot for each other last night they went bean to bean.
Bean to bean by DevintheDevil October 13, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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