1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.
2. Bushtit, willow tit.
3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a
conservative, esp. a
tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an
uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.
Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and
West Virginia. A
particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food
distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh.
Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"
Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."
Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"
Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."
Jimbo: "Jeff?"
Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?
Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"
Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."
