An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.
Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
by CapnToadie February 13, 2015
by Alekschkadua May 1, 2014
Basically an app where most of the guys looking to find a relationship can’t because 90% of the women are looking for sugar daddies or money handouts. If a man doesn’t cough up money the women get mad and ignore.
by TheRealProblem718 October 30, 2019
by thetinderizer July 23, 2014
How did Kelly score her boyfriend, was it tinder?
Nah, she doesn't need tinder, she gets hit on everywhere she goes. She met Jason on set when she was modeling.
Nah, she doesn't need tinder, she gets hit on everywhere she goes. She met Jason on set when she was modeling.
by Mustardeer June 19, 2018
The word one hears in their head, sounds like someone yelling TIMBER! when a tree falls, when you realize that your tender Tinder relationship has hit the rocks and is about to go up in flames
Mary Jane could see the invisible Lumberjack behind her closed eyes, yelling TINDER! as the remark she had made to Scott in her previous text still was unanswered after 17 minutes.
by Wild4toys2 March 21, 2017
A dating application where men DM girls to sit on their faces. Most men on the app are 13 year old horny virgins that play Fortnite and steal their moms credit cards for the Vbuck. Girls tend to stray away from this app from the men instantly hitting on them and asking for sex. Just hell.
by D4C November 13, 2018