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Timeshitting

Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.
The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.
by Fasters January 26, 2022
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The art of documenting what your boss wanted you to do for the week, rather than what you actually did
Bob submitted to his boss his weekly timeshite.
by Tim G NZ August 2, 2006
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To cancel or postpone an event someone was looking forward to, often within short notice. Like being stood up, but they actually communicated and you didn't go to the event yet
We'll go to the cinema. Don't fucking timeshit me.

I just got fucking timeshat FUUUUCK
by ShitWithinThySandwiches November 27, 2025
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