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Tier System

Tier 1: An individual you consider marriage material and is both physical and mentally attractive.

Tier 2: An individual who you date exclusively and is highly attractive, but you aren't sure or you don't believe you will settle down with this person.

Tier 3: An individual you would not seriously date exclusively date. This person is attractive but is most likely a booty call or a friend with benefits.

Tier 4: An individual you are not physically attracted to sexually, but you consider them a friend.

Tier 5: A lagoon creature who should never see the light of day.
Most of the girls I date are Tier 2 but they may be promoted to Tier 1 after I date them for a while. The Tier System helps classify how serious a relationship is.
Tier System by eekcmnad October 28, 2009
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Tier System

The Tier System is a much symplified version of the 1-10 system of rating attractiveness based upon first impressions. It works as follows:

Tier 0 : Most attractive possible individual who is also rich and famous.
Tier 1 : Most attractive possible individual who is not rich or famous.
Tier 2 : Very attractive but not in the same league as Tier 1 individuals.
Tier 3 : Somewhat unattractive but acceptable in a pinch.
Tier 4 : Completely unattractive and unacceptable in all sexual contexts.
It is easy to talk about women using the Tier System becasue everyone knows exactly what you are saying.
Tier System by Kevin October 11, 2003

Beast Tier System

A system that recognizes people who have done something outrageous, something that society has frowned upon, something that is a little bit silly, etc.. The Tier system is as follows going from beast to... well... higher beings...

Beast
Super Beast
Ultra Beast

If this Beast somehow reaches beyond Ultra Beast (Which is pretty hard to be honest) then they can be deemed as the following...

Sexmaster
Legend
Immortal
God
Omnipotent Being
Of the 10th Dimension

(Open to more tiers depending on beastliness)
Examples for the Beast Tier System:

Ex. of Beast:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing that black girl?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking beast.

Ex. of a Legend:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing like 5 black girls at a time?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking legend

Ex. of a being Of the 10th Dimension
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing the Pope?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is Of the 10th Dimension.
Beast Tier System by Beast Handler October 10, 2017

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026