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pepper thy angus 

Guy - Pepper thy angus brah im goin in dry
Homie - U wot m8?
Guy - No homer simpson
pepper thy angus by Blazerjaxx June 21, 2014

Consume thy anus 

Essentially eating ass but very courteous and elegant

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh 

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep 

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten! 

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win
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Thyani is mysterious make sure you uncover her secrets.
thyani by Names4Life December 1, 2016