Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

Thunder shits by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

Thundershit 

1. When you're in the stall taking a shit, and the sounds coming from your asshole are so foul and repulsive, that you are too embarrassed to come out of the stall and face the other people in the bathroom.

Joe: That guy sure has been in there a long time.
Lawson: He's taking a thundershit, he doesn't want to come out and have us see his face.

Thundershit by Lsquaredcomic March 21, 2010

Thundershit 

An explosive shit. One that is very loud and or violent.

After eating 6 pieces of pizza plus 5 chicken wings at the pizza lunch buffet, Eric had to go back to the office and take a thundershit in the company bathroom stinking it up for so long that his co-workers could not use it for more than 35 minutes.

Thundershit by Victor E. May 15, 2006

Thundershit 

When your pet makes a spontaneous bowel movement due to extreme fear of thunderstorms.

The only damage I had to clean up after the storm was my dog's thundershit.

Thundershit by RubyHellwater April 2, 2017

Thundershitz 

Another word for an epic Thunderstorm. Thundershitz are characterized by large, heavy, warm drops of rain accompanied by big BOOM BOOM BOOMs of thunder.

"Oh man, what the hell! It wasn't supposed to rain so hard today! These thundershitz are killing my plans"

Thundershitz by Urban Weatherman April 8, 2010