Thomas the Tank Engine

The act of rubbing your face in a girls titties while pulling on her hair and yelling "toot" "toot"

"dude i cant believe you thomas tank engined Roxanne last night!"

"yo those titties would be so nice to thomas the tank engine!"

by NA874W November 30, 2008

Thomas the Tank Engine

Looks like this is the end of ole thomas the tank engine.

Thomas the tank engine is being shot down in the skysbover berlin

by Whatacunundrum September 09, 2020

Thomas the Tank Engine

An uber-British blue semi-organic mutant built from a combination of mechanical and biological components, presumably by a mad scientist on an LSD trip (and who was seriously ahead of his time culturally in 1913). As with the other engines in his self-titled show, he practices Tophamism (praise be the hat!) and dislikes confusion and delay despite causing it all the damned time.

"As everyone knows, the first significant advancement in the international biomechanical field occurred with the building of Thomas the Tank Engine in 1913. No one knows how, so that's the whole lecture, folks!"

by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

Thomas the Tank engine

The Number 1 and most badass steam engine in the whole fucking world.

I'm dating Thomas The Tank Engine.

by I'm A Random Person February 03, 2016

Thomas the Tank engine

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

by LVK November 11, 2007

Thomas (the tank engine)

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.

"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

by NeonGamer69420 November 13, 2019

Thomas the tank engine

Just god

"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 22, 2020