The amount of times that a woman can realistically get fucked in one day without her pussy lips swelling up as big as Jimmie Walker's lips. If said woman attempts to exceed the advised coital limitation she could be subjected to a raw, sandpaper like sensation coming from her vulva that would cause her to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.
by jrob9959 January 22, 2008
by krob9402 January 23, 2008
Non-geek: i <3 dr.j
Geek: Yeah... 5h3 1z t3h 1337 roxx0rz!
Non-geek: uhh ok
...
Non-geek: I don't even know what we are talking about anymore.
Geek: Did you read 1337 or thirteen thirty-seven?
Non-geek: uhh the second one.
Geek: Oh, well check this out: 1337. The third definition should spell it out for you.
Geek: Yeah... 5h3 1z t3h 1337 roxx0rz!
Non-geek: uhh ok
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Non-geek: I don't even know what we are talking about anymore.
Geek: Did you read 1337 or thirteen thirty-seven?
Non-geek: uhh the second one.
Geek: Oh, well check this out: 1337. The third definition should spell it out for you.
by khanh93 February 18, 2010
Amount of money a stranger, almost always a second-rate excuse for humanity, will ask to "borrow" (as if they would pay it back, even if they could) from you when they accost you outside a public transport hub in britain. It's always thirty-seven pence that they ask for. 37p gets you virtually nothing; a small chocolate bar, a cup of tea in a really grotty cafe, a newspaper. It certainly isn't enough for a ride anywhere on a train, bus or metro/subway/underground train. It's frequently a charva (chav, for those unused to north-eastern english slang) who's asking. I suspect drugs, although I wonder how much smack can be attained for 37p, and how much of it is actually sand, demerara sugar, brick dust or other delightful substance.
Some charva: "hyaa man can yer help us oot? Reet, aah've lost me wallet, an' ah need ter gan doon tae wor lasses hoose. Could yer lend uz thorty-sevn pence, how? Ah wouldn't norm'ly ask, like, but, yer knaa..."
Your verbal response: "No."
Your imagined response, #1: (pulls out large shotgun loaded with special shell with thirty-seven one pence pieces instead of the usual balls of shot, and shoots charva in the gut) "BOOM. Best thirty-seven pence I ever spent."
Your imagined response, #2: "Taxi! Here's ten quid, take this man as far as you can into the countryside. He'll probably make a fuss, it's his medication. He needs fresh air and a good walk, so just leave him whereever the money runs out."
Your verbal response: "No."
Your imagined response, #1: (pulls out large shotgun loaded with special shell with thirty-seven one pence pieces instead of the usual balls of shot, and shoots charva in the gut) "BOOM. Best thirty-seven pence I ever spent."
Your imagined response, #2: "Taxi! Here's ten quid, take this man as far as you can into the countryside. He'll probably make a fuss, it's his medication. He needs fresh air and a good walk, so just leave him whereever the money runs out."
by YourMessageHere April 06, 2006
The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.
by Pikace April 17, 2004
by slatkin September 03, 2003