Charles the Third

Charles the Third - turd.
Rhyming slang, a variation on the classic 'Richard tht Third'.
Meaning - shit, useless.

Usage. *That bloke is a proper Charles the Third (or Chzrlie)", i. e. a turd, a piece of shit.

by Gino Farfalle November 30, 2022

third cousin-aunt

Parent's female third cousin.

My third cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

5.5-tuple-third-cousin

5.5-tuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eleven great-great-grandparents in common.

My 5.5-tuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

triple-third-cousin

Triple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common.

My triple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

sesqua-third-cousin

Sesqua-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesqua-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you

Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor

by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018