There's something about Mary 

A movie about guys that would do anything to get with Mary.

Darryl, if you paid Jack Tatum to put you in that wheelchair to get with Mary, you should know that Mary was always a Niners fan. It would never work out between her and a Patriots wide receiver. There's something about Mary, isn't there?

There's something about Mary by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

There's Something About Mary Syndrome 

1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.

-can be abbreviated to TSAMS

1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"

"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."

2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"

"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"

There's Something About Mary Syndrome by benny stiler September 7, 2009