The Relation Ship 

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship

Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.

The Relation Ship by Schmitstahhh February 18, 2011

Female of The Relationship 

The female of the relationship is the person in a relationship who is more feminine, submissive, or is the one that takes orders. Generally used in a homosexual relationship.

My husband stays home and takes care of the kids. He is not the breadwinner of the household, therefore he is the female of the relationship

Female of The Relationship by yungdagger September 10, 2018

men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper 

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.

based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.

men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper by Uncle Dimma April 17, 2014

The Relationship 

'The relationship' refers to one's partner, usually female but not exclusively, whether it be girlfriend, fiancée, wife or their male counter-parts. As long as said partner is more than a passing fling then they qualify as 'the relationship'.
To be used as an alternative to your partners name as well as my/the missus, partner, wife, girlfriend, etc.

Sam: "So who's coming around for drinks?"

John: "Jimmy, Sandi, Graeme, The relationship, Will and Laura."

Sam: "That's a cool shirt. Where did you get it from?"

John: "Not sure. The relationship got it for me."

The Relationship by Cam-Face October 19, 2011

Is the girl always right in the relationship?

Yes the girl is always right. The guy should know that and not try to argue, especially dont listen to the girls' best friends dad, for he will give you the wrong advice(:

Is the girl always right in the relationship?
what is the answer to 1+2?
girl: 7
guy: 3
girl: im right
guy: yes you are...

Is the girl always right in the relationship? by ME!2842 December 18, 2012

The-Bitch-Of-the-Relationship

Among two friends there is always the more dominant person and the "bitch". Usually, the bitch is weaker, less aggressive, and/or less assertive than their more dominant friend, and this is sometimes taken advantage of.

Jack: Dude, you're definitely the-bitch-of-the-relationship
John: Whatever man, just because I did your laundry...

The-Bitch-Of-the-Relationship by GoodWitchProctor April 10, 2012

Is the guy always right in the relationship? 

Yes the guy is always right. The girl should know that and not try to argue. There is no possibility that the girl could ever be right.

Is the guy always right in the relationship?
what is the answer to 1+2?
guy: 7
girl: 3
guy: im right
girl: yes you are...

Is the guy always right in the relationship? by cahoolie November 7, 2020