This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which
split The Church, to
two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third
split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can'
t all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn'
t say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have
split the early Gnostic Church, into
two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus'
s disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They
even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.