The old foreign waddle
Shuffling around a bathroom you've never been in before in a squatted position (post defacation) to look for toilet roll.
I stayed at this birds house the other night, curled one out in the morning, then couldn't find any shit tickets. Ended up doing the old foreign waddle round her bathroom, made a right mess of me cheeks.
The old foreign waddle by cooljonesey May 13, 2026
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