the elevator
the elevator by pat k July 28, 2006
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The Elevator
When a man flexes and releases his cremaster muscle (attached to the spermatic cord, that holds your testicles in place), causing his testicles to pull closer to the body, then release, mimicking an elevator stopping at different floors.
The Elevator:
Arnold: Look at Mike doing the old elevator!
Steve: Gonna make a stop on the 3rd floor, buddy?
Mike: Sure am, Going UP!
Arnold: Look at Mike doing the old elevator!
Steve: Gonna make a stop on the 3rd floor, buddy?
Mike: Sure am, Going UP!
The Elevator by Stuntman Mike_420 September 28, 2013
The Elevator Method
This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.
The Elevator Method by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019
The Elevator Paradox
So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
The Elevator Paradox by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019
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baldi in the elevator day by baldibaldibaldisintheelevator April 26, 2022
Grease The Elevator
1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.
2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."
2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."
1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.
2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."
2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."
Grease The Elevator by U of M Professor March 8, 2012
Call The Elevator
Smacking someone in the privates, making it look like your angerly hitting the button to call the elevator. (Man or women)
Person 1 Why don't you do something besides sitting there.
Person 2 Maybe I'll just Call The Elevator. (Walks over to person 1)
Person 1 What?
Person 2 (Smack them in the privates) Actually I'll just take the stairs.
Person 2 Maybe I'll just Call The Elevator. (Walks over to person 1)
Person 1 What?
Person 2 (Smack them in the privates) Actually I'll just take the stairs.
Call The Elevator by Raeinok November 1, 2009