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The dirty frenchman 

Your mad at your significant other and want to let them know about it, right before work. You go into the washroom you both use, knowing they will have to use it after you, and take the slam(dump) of the century. You hop into the shower and when your done crank up the water temperature all the way to the left, making the bathroom steam and reak of shit. You quickly exit the bathroom and your significant other walks in, you hold the door shut... and voila... the dirty frenchman has been accomplished.
hey buddy, last night Jess was being a bitch so this morning i pulled the dirty frenchman manouver on her

The Dirty Frenchman 

Where two people are in the process of French kissing whilst one is pooping
Hey *insert other halfs name here*, wanna go and do the Dirty Frenchman I'm dying for a poo

The Dirty Freshman 

The act of going an entire semester of your freshman year of college without changing or washing your sheets once.
That dirty smelling kid who lived down the hall from you freshman year, he probably pulled "The Dirty Freshman"

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026