The Crushing

The Crushing refers to a pornographic bait video that is has a small niche spread on the internet where two black men smack their asses on someone’s face with a lot of lotion as a sped up version of “Ballin’” plays. It is based off of hood irony and Thug Sauce. The thumbnail is often some kind of bait. If someone mentions “The Crushing”, they are most likely speaking about this.

Person A: Have you heard of The Crushing?
Person B: Yes.

The Crushing by Bean Boy. May 22, 2024

crushing the cornshell 

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.

“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”

crushing the cornshell by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

Crushing the Dirt by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Crushing the Cat 

When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.

Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.

Crushing the Cat by Coletreezy September 3, 2009

crushing the tomato 

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

crushing the tomato by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

Crushing the Pyramid 

A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.

Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!

Crushing the Pyramid by William Rentes September 3, 2018

crushing the cap 

when you open a bottle of liquor and dispose of the cap, therefore having an obligation to finish the entire thing.

"We were only going to have a couple drinks, but after crushing the cap we then had to finish the whole 60."

crushing the cap by lola19 April 9, 2012