the burps

When you get so high that your throat decides to do this weird thing. You can literally feel air bubbles move up your esophagus and then continues to make you create odd/weird noises.

"Dude, what's that noise?"

"Sorry man, that last hit gave me the burps."

by Higheyes January 2, 2016

from the 'burbs

In basketball, a shot from outside the three-point line.

This is the proper way to describe a shot from a distance, as "from downtown" isn't. "Downtown", in this context, is right under the basket.

"Pass to Bryant...he shoots...FROM THE 'BURBS!"

by Steveopedia July 13, 2017

King of the Burbs

Any white male that lives in the suburbs, that believes he is from the hood and has just as much street cred as any gangsta. May be caused from watching excessive rap videos on youtube and mtv. Characterized by wearing NFL jerseys, bling, and saying phrases such as "Ballin'", "What it do?" and "Fo shizzle". Can be cured through therapy or listening to country music. Coined by white rapper John Brown of "The White Rapper Show".

"I'm the King of the Burbs. I roll wit that pinot noir, that pinot grigio. that cous cous. we got them keg parties. You know what im sayin, thats that ghetto revival. Hallelujah, holla back."

by Paul Wall II February 14, 2007

The Bumps

A disease commonly found in spotted humans. Transmitted through butt rubs and weinis jiggling. Symptoms may include over salivation, random need to shove things up your butthole and copying the behaviors and actions of animals and trees

HOLY SHIT THAT KID HAS THE BUMPS! DONT TOUCH HIS WEINER

by Dr. Gobbler August 8, 2016

The Burns

Occurring in males after sexual intercourse or masturbation, the inside of the epididymis become inflamed and painful with a burning sensation, likely due to seminal fluid remaining inside the epididymis following ejaculation. The Burns takes time to go away, and men suffering from it should sit on the toilet with their penis aimed down to allow for sufficient drainage. If this is a common problem, you should speak to your doctor.

After wanking it with Sally, I got the burns. Took like ten minutes to go away.

by Iron Penguin March 27, 2010

Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

The Burns

After eating a significant amount of hot peppers, excretion entails burning of the anus.

"I ate so many shipka peppers; I got the burns like crazy!"

"My ass is on fire from the burns!"

by JUICE CLUB February 12, 2006