The Burglar 

To take someones virginity.

Lloyd burgled performed the burglar on Rachel when she was drunk on friday.

The Burglar by yungj July 24, 2007

Caiden the burglar 

The cutest most amazing boy in the entire world :) pero es muy stinky y feo.

I love you so much my stinky

Random creature- “who the hell is Caiden the burglar

Me-“a stinky shit head”

Caiden the burglar by MEOWOWOOW January 26, 2025

the cum burglar 

he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum

bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho

the cum burglar by 31498765 May 26, 2021

The Turd Burglar 

to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay

Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!

The Turd Burglar by i'll fucking kill you December 6, 2006

The twin tower burglary 

The redheaded sausage goblins says, "hey you guys, remember the day when twin towers got burgled"

Friend looks, that petty gay guy says "is she that thick? The only thing that has been burgled round here is her kebab"

Remember the twin tower burglary

The twin tower burglary by Wardy198 September 10, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020