The Beaver 

1. Canada's periodical historical rag.

2. The former name of 90 year old (now) "Canada's History" magazine. --- The stated reasons are that the name has become so associated with the sexual euphemism that online material by the magazine using its name in the header is being blocked by spam filters.

3. Another term for the sexual act known as "Canada's History".

4. A magazine that began in the 1920's that should have kept it's original name, "The Beaver, A Journal of Progress".

5. The act of AVOIDING search function by changing your business's name from something with lots of search traffic TO something that will rarely get searched outside the Colbert Nation and Canada's youth while working on school projects and papers.

6. Another reason to blame Canada.

Have you looked at "The Beaver" lately?

"The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History"?! That's lame!! Colbert didn't rename his van service that picks up stray cats, Pussy Patrol! ... It's Pussy Patrol(dot)Org by the way! That's very important, it's non-profit.

The Beaver by InsanitySektor February 6, 2010

The Beaver 

A person who has teeth that resemble a beaver, known to be a complete douche bag and poser who pretends everyone likes them, when in reality, everybody thinks he is an annoying fag. Also, they are homosexual and can also be called a wood eater.

The beaver is such a loser; all his "friends" hate him.

The Beaver by IAMMYTHIC18 January 9, 2010

THE BEAVER MUSCLE 

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.

After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.

THE BEAVER MUSCLE by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009

The Beaver Bunker

The female equivalent of the man cave. All the women get together and watch all their reality shows and gossip. They have the book club, and Tupperware parties in the Beaver Bunker.

The men went to watch the big game at the bar, so Carol invited all the ladies over to the Beaver Bunker for cocktails, where they all smiled and talked behind each others backs at the same time. They were watching hip hop wives Atlanta.

The Beaver Bunker by Mrs. DT October 25, 2012

the beaver of giving 

The Beaver of giving is a humanoid, rock-eating monster that dwells in the mountains. Despite his hulking, grotesque appearance, The Beaver is relatively peaceful. He is usually considered, perhaps superficially, to be of low intelligence, although there is no particular indication of this in the scriptures; in fact, there is evidence to the contrary, such as his ability to industrialize ahead of all the other races, in the Alfred Hitchcock film,"Oh Shit! We are all out of embalming fluid."

The Beaver of Giving is freed when you use the hammer of lazy to ground pound the tits off of the rusty floor diamond switch. He then gives you the stupid silver key of brussels, and tells zach's dad to get the fuck out of the house for a half hour, in the most polite way possible.

the beaver of giving by ellsworthtoohey August 23, 2011

The Beaver Fade 

Where a male fades his pubic hairs typically from a #0 to a #2 or #3

The beaver fade

The Beaver Fade by Dwolf169 November 9, 2012

the beaver tail

the act of a my sticking his legs in the air then pulling is sack down over his buthole, thus forming the beaver tail

I think ill sit in front of the door and when Joe walks in i'll show him the beaver tail

the beaver tail by taten August 3, 2007