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slam the basket 

When a negro pursues a personal vendetta against another negro. (commonly of a rival gang) This vendetta is preformed alone with out any assistance from his posse. Similar to how when preforming a slam dunk in a game of basket ball the dunker takes the ball to the hoop alone and is responsible for the outcomes he will face.
"I'm going to slam the basket, you can't come with me Tyrone"

soft stuffing the basket 

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking
OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....

Leave a snake in the basket

To deposit an extraordinarily lengthy fecal defecation in a toilet and deliberately, in a spitefully manner, not flush the toilet.
After being scolded for not cleaning his room, Johnny decided to leave a snake in the basket to disgust his parents.

Shaq the Basket 

When one doesn't come close to hooking up with a girl. Much like Shaquille O'neal's attempt at free throws.
Man, did you see that girl Todd left with the other night? Yeah, he totally Shaq the basket with her.
Shaq the Basket by Ya blew it! February 8, 2010

shoot the basket 

when your beating your meat and your ejaculate goes into your belly button
the ejaculate being the ball and the basket being your tummy
frank- i learned how to shoot the basket yesterday

john- im so jealous TEACH ME
shoot the basket by Fro 51 October 4, 2008

Squirrel in the fruit basket 

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.
'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'