The Wedge

a WPI term used to describe the section that connects two of the freshman dorms. it also connects to NetOps, which usually sucks at keeping the network operational. The Wedge is the usual hangout of the wedge rats on friday nights.

I'll meet you in the wedge before lunch

by Howard Assmunch February 06, 2005

The Wedge

The simplest tool known to man; colloquially, a person who has recently, or regularly done something incomprehensibly stupid.

"Man, he's the wedge, 'cause he's a fucking simple tool."

by Brihard April 30, 2006

The Wedge

a girl shaped like a chicken nugget that has no ass and is literally a wedge

oh no the wedge is coming

by Roudy Rat March 01, 2018

The Wedge

1. a person whose presence reminds one of a wedgie
2. a person who invokes extreme discomfort and cannot be disposed of gracefully

"Damn! The Wedge is here!"
"Run before it's too late!"

by Erik and Brian January 22, 2004

Wedge

A person of considerable physical stature. The person must have greater muscle mass as opposed to body fat content. This term is synonymous with hench.

"Wedge guy walks into bar, the bar say's ouch!"

by Fuckfield November 19, 2009

wedged

screwed up, mangled, generally broken, especially when applied to a device or person "stuck" in a non-functional mode

This computer is really wedged.
John is really wedged about this.

by twf January 08, 2004

wedges

A type of shoe, with a round toe and thicker platform sole in the front that narrows towards the back. Wedges have no actual "heel". They look cool if you want to look more "mainstream" but do not actually want to buy spike heels.

I have black leather wedge sandals with a 4.5 inch sole. They felt very uncomfortable at first because I had never worn a wedge heel before, but now they feel fine.

by marla x0 December 21, 2004