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The Wall-e

When you are having sex with a girl and just before you cum you scream out EVVVVVVVAAAAAAA and pullout of the girl and cum all over her nearest plant.
Yo bro why is your girl mad at you?

I totally did The Wall-e on her last night and she’s mad that I called her Eva and that her plant is ruined.

Ha totally got her bro. (High fives)
The Wall-e by B-Durk February 22, 2019
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The No Wall-E UBI

The No Wall-E UBI is a Universal Basic Income of $100 to $15,000 dollars a month for 24 months or 2 years. If you sign up for the gym, you get $100 a month for 24 months. Showing up to the gym increases the UBI. Also, the more you show up to the gym and workout and the stronger and buffer you get and the better you walk or run on the treadmill and in a park track, the higher the UBI up to $15,000 a month for 24 months. Also, cans recycling value can rise from 5 cents per can to 10 cents to 5 dollars per can to supplement the UBI. See The Bigger Better Bottle Bill in New York. This is to prevent dying off due to automation.
With The No Wall-E UBI and The Bigger Better Bottle Bill, I can survive automation.
The No Wall-E UBI by HawaiianPunch1 September 12, 2026

The John Wall Era 

Is is the time period when John Wall leads the Kentucky Wildcats to a National Championship for the first time since 1998!!!! ohh and yes he will go KENTUCKY!!!!
Nobody will ever forget The John Wall Era in 2010 when the Wildcats won their 8th NCAA championship.

Get 'em up against the wall 

When you see the queers in the theater🗿
Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!

Breaking the Eleventh Wall 

Making such a deep and universe-transcending reference, that one references metaphysical limitations or extrapolations, culminating in a mind-blowing experience. Called the eleventh wall because it references the idea in String Theory that there are 11 dimensions.
"So I was Breaking the Eleventh Wall so badly when I was telling my friend about how everything from poop to quantum mechanics demonstrate the metaphysical connections to reality."

-Some Random Guy On a Street

I Just Shit The Entire Berlin Wall 

--Something your best friend says when you tell her that you like her brother, and her brother likes you. Therefore, Her brother and you will be dating.

--You can also use this phrase whenever you think you will be surprised, mad, or scared.

--It's a fun phrase to use.
Douche Fuck: I have something to tell you, but I'm scared...lol.
Ass Fart: What is it??? haha.
Douche Fuck: WELL, I like your brother, and he likes me, sooo we're gonna date each other.
Ass Fart: WHAT?! I JUST SHIT THE ENTIRE BERLIN WALL!

Reading the Wallet 

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.
Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
Reading the Wallet by Huge Murph February 24, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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