The Thomas
"Can it get cooler than The Thomas? I think not."
"The Thomas is a hard act to follow"
"You are SO not The Thomas!!"
"The Thomas is a hard act to follow"
"You are SO not The Thomas!!"
The Thomas by The GBD March 11, 2005
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The Thomas Affair
The emails from Ginny Thomas, the conservative activist wife of Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas 'to-then' Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, pressing him to fight to do whatever he could to support Donald Trump in his attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.
The Thomas Affair by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2022
The Thomas Rule
The Thomas Rule by 6fears7 January 7, 2023
The Thomas Kemper
When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
The Thomas Kemper by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009
The Thomas Edison
Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...
Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.
The Thomas Edison by Frank Fontain April 8, 2019
The Thomas Kissing Game
love the Thomas Kissing Game. (so called after the first Thomas we played with was Thomas).
The rules are simple:
1. Select a 'Thomas' this can be someone you know, or for the more advanced players, a random in a pub/club/public area.
2. Player 1 kisses the 'Thomas' without him noticing (usually on the back or shoulder)
3. The following players take it in turns to kiss the Thomas
4. There is no winner, but you lose if you get punched by the Thomas
5. Actually you can win if you are the last to get punched.
Notes:
The more long and lingering your kiss the better
Eye contact with a rival player during kiss is an extra nice touch
kudos is awarded for kissing in special zones (Thomas' have been kissed on the shoe and crotch)
It is also acceptable to recruit the help of others not initially involved in the game to kiss Thomas. This works particularly well with girls kissing a male Thomas because they are much less likely to get punched.
For players aged 5+
no of players 2-12
Now get out there and enjoy it.
x
The rules are simple:
1. Select a 'Thomas' this can be someone you know, or for the more advanced players, a random in a pub/club/public area.
2. Player 1 kisses the 'Thomas' without him noticing (usually on the back or shoulder)
3. The following players take it in turns to kiss the Thomas
4. There is no winner, but you lose if you get punched by the Thomas
5. Actually you can win if you are the last to get punched.
Notes:
The more long and lingering your kiss the better
Eye contact with a rival player during kiss is an extra nice touch
kudos is awarded for kissing in special zones (Thomas' have been kissed on the shoe and crotch)
It is also acceptable to recruit the help of others not initially involved in the game to kiss Thomas. This works particularly well with girls kissing a male Thomas because they are much less likely to get punched.
For players aged 5+
no of players 2-12
Now get out there and enjoy it.
x
Y: Lets play the Thomas Kissing Game
X: Who is the 'Thomas' tonight? how about that really annoying prick over there.
Y: No way, lets make it that geeky boy over there.
X: OK, I will go first, but remember i am kissing him but looking at you.
X: Who is the 'Thomas' tonight? how about that really annoying prick over there.
Y: No way, lets make it that geeky boy over there.
X: OK, I will go first, but remember i am kissing him but looking at you.
The Thomas Kissing Game by simonmillage January 23, 2009
The Thomas Edison
Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
The Thomas Edison by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008
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