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The Steph 

1.) The girl hanging out in a group of all males (usually within an 18-26 year old age group). Also referred to as a cool gay guy with tits and long hair.

2.) A girl who is so extremely cool that it is often impossible to hear her consistently clever and witty comments over the sound of the awesome radiating from every fiber of her being.

3.) A person who is the topic of an exceptional number of funny stories, to the point that other friends may think she doesn't, in fact, exist. May be considered legendary.

Damn, The Steph. You're the coolest girl ever. I'm buying you a pizza!
The Steph by evurgryne October 24, 2008
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taking it up the steph 

UK Fenland slang for taking it up the arse. After supposedly a girl called steph died from continuous bum sex! Go figure
"That bitch Tina likes taking it up the Steph, she some dirty ho!!!"
taking it up the steph by mr mitch October 15, 2006

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market 

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.
"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

The Stephen Kelly 

Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!

Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.

the Stephanie Head 

When a girl applies chapstick to the trifecta/LBD (Lips. Dick. Butthole.)
I got the Stephanie Head ever last night.
the Stephanie Head by imharty0309 November 6, 2014

The Stephen Hawking 

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.
The Stephen Hawking by localpirate November 1, 2014

The Stephen Hawking 

The Stephen Hawking is when you having sex so good that when you cum, you make the Stephen Hawking Face.
Jim: Dude I banged this girl last night and she was so good I made The Stephen Hawking face.
The Stephen Hawking by SupraSwampa January 4, 2017
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murderhobo 

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