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The Splats 

A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.
I went to the taco stand at lunch and just had a huge case of the splats.
The Splats by JackS17 June 9, 2016
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The Splats 

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.
Oh no...I've got...the splats.
The Splats by 13 March 26, 2003

The splats 

The fat version of the splits.
Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.
The splats by Meldon October 26, 2009

Cat and the Splat

Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.
"My throat is so sore!"

"Are you getting sick?"

"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
Cat and the Splat by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Punched and put in the slats

If something gets punched and put in the slats it gets killed and strung up in the slatted house. When cows go to the slaughter house they get punched and put in the slats.

The punch comes from a cattle gun. Seen in the film "No country for old men".
Person A: He/She is at it again.
Person B: They should be punched and put in the slats.

The Splash Zone 

The area in which one is subject to getting wet from female ejaculation.
Kaner needs to throw on the poncho and ski googles because he is in the splash zone tonight.
The Splash Zone by j bone July 14, 2013

The Splash Back

When you are doing your business and stand to close to the urinal and a splash of urine gets on your clothes.
Don't stand to close to the urinal or you will get The Splash Back and stain your white shorts.
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Shakira Law 

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