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The Smitch 

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!
The Smitch by Chris337 December 16, 2008
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The Smith Zhou Diet 

A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.
I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.
The Smith Zhou Diet by amme c February 12, 2020

The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!
Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!
The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

What's the sitch

One of Kim Possible's most coined catchphrases. The word "sitch" is slang for situation.
So like, what's the sitch?

What's the sitch bitch? 

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

Scope the sitch 

literal meaning: scope out the situation.

To go somewhere;
To see how a situation is going;
To check out a certain event.
Bob: "hey Steve, did you hear Tina is throwing a huge party on Friday? It's gonna be epic."

Steve: "yeah man I am definitely gonna scope the sitch."
Scope the sitch by LeXor October 18, 2008

the smith plays 

I love the smith plays

is so sellout.