The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."
He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.
The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.
The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
by Chris337 December 16, 2008
by Original-Goose October 08, 2019
by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021
A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches
Craig – Where did Jeremy go?
Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.
Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.
Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011
Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"
"Smitchin":
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
"Smitchery":
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
"Smitchery":
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
by Mikezilla2008 March 04, 2009
The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.
by librariansfriend December 09, 2008
a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'
Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?
by andy miller April 18, 2004