the recession

Where you use the same condom for a week.

I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

The Recession

A common phrase used to blame the problems of a person on the current recession

I heard STDS are caused by The Recession

by not2pac July 6, 2011

fuck the recession

a term used by someone who is fucking rich and continues to spend big money despite a recession.

1. poor ass: hey dude you been spending big lately

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

2. poor ass: hey dude we are in a recession

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

by mc tee June 10, 2009

The Great Recession

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022

fiona the receptionist

a sexy stripper who works for a drug lord

fiona the receptionist told me that munkh is actually poor
fiona the receptionist is always busy for her master

by fiona the receptionist October 29, 2020

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023