The Optimus Prime

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when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

The Optimus Prime by dpmjww August 12, 2006

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THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.

The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.

THE Optimus Prime by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010

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The Optimus Prime

Requiring a pair of bros.

In a foursome, the two strongest take the bottom, making the bottom half of the robot, in a table position (genitalia to the sky).

The other two from the upper body of Optimus. This is all done while being inter-connected.

My brother and I preformed and accomplished the Optimus Prime last week.

The Optimus Prime by CrustySheets June 30, 2026

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Thoptimus Prime

The optimus prime of thottery.

Watch out, keep your pants on tight its, its..... Thoptimus Prime

Thoptimus Prime by LoudestBoi September 9, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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