Slogged in the nog 

A tamer version of "Fucked in the head"

Using this phrase may have you mistaken as British

Friend 1: "Bioshock 3 was technocratic propaganda!"
Friend 2: "... Are you Slogged in the nog?!"

Slogged in the nog by Scabrina Underballs April 9, 2025

The Island of Nog

An island in the Southern Eemered Sea that has a large population of noggies

Guy 1: "Hey do you wanna go to the Island of Nog to go noggie hunting?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'll get my 50 cal!"

The Island of Nog by The Only Andy Christ February 7, 2018

you're the nig to my nog 

what two black people say to eachother when they are in love

shaniqua: you're the nig to my nog
tyrese: thank

you're the nig to my nog by asdfghjkljhgfdfghjkjhgf June 22, 2013

The Nogardless Game 

The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.

I just heard Pearl talking to BB about her shoes. She said those thigh high boots were work appropriate nogardless of what management told her. And they look especially great with her baby blazer and fake bangs.

Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!

The Nogardless Game by #HashtagHashbrown May 27, 2014

16 bars off the noggin 

Noun. Slang. Literally means 16 lines of rap music off the top of your head.

Hey bro! Sup? Gimme 16 bars off the noggin! Wym? I mean gimme 16 bars of rap music off the top of your head!

16 bars off the noggin by B-rizzle August 30, 2019

corn on the noggin 

When you give it to a girl from behind after she’s eaten a healthy portion of corn you remove your penis from her ass with a kernel on the tip. This would be the corn on the noggin…once it’s there you stick it in her mouth so she can eat the corn again…corn on the cock.

After Tracy got done the cream corned eating contest I banged her up the ass and gave her the corn on the noggin.

corn on the noggin by Mr Matty G September 30, 2006

have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers 

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.

Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)

have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers by magnum_opu5 September 24, 2018