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The Mount Saint Helens classic

The Mount Saint Helens classic is where you fill a pipe full of ash and give it to your friend, when they light it with a torch all the ash sucks to their mouth.

Do the Helen Keller

Demand to communicate with your body! Not to be confused with sign language. Man slang for "shut up and dance."
Shush, girl. Hush your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".
I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.
The Helen Keller Song by babstrei February 6, 2010

The Helen Keller 

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.
Song: Shush girl, shut your mouth. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

The Helen Keller by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009

The Helen Kelly 

1. A sex tape with R Kelly and Helen Keller, called "Drip Drip Drip, I'm gonna pee on you, and you won't even see it coming. "

2. Blind folding someone and giving them ear plugs and then peeing on them, when they have no idea it's coming.
Ryan blindfolded Jaime, and gave her the Helen Kelly. She was pissed, literally.

The Helen Keller 

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.
Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.