the hawkins
putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
the hawkins by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007
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the hawkins by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010
The Hawkins
The process of easing the concerns of what used to be the hottest girl in high school while she is overweight and vulnerable by offering to have sexual intercourse with her. While engaging in sexual activity from the doggy style position, grab 3 to 4 BK Chicken Fries™ and insert them into her anus. Her cries may sound painful, but secretly that fat fuck loves the validation you're giving her. Finish on her forehead and then slip into the night never to be seen again and then post the pictures on Social Media.
I've been feeling a little self conscious lately and I guess Blake noticed because he totally pulled the Hawkins on me!
The Hawkins by FriendofBlake March 27, 2015
The Hawking Test
"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
The Hawking Test by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010
The Harkins
a sexual position where the male and female lay on there side while the male lifts the womens leg in the air and pounds her pussy till she cant walk or sit for an entire week
The Harkins do it to all your women
a sexual position where the male and female lay on there side while the male lifts the womens leg in the air and pounds her pussy till she cant walk or sit for an entire week
a sexual position where the male and female lay on there side while the male lifts the womens leg in the air and pounds her pussy till she cant walk or sit for an entire week
The Harkins by cjmecca May 19, 2010
the HAWKING shake
girl bent over attached to the wheelchair while the disabled guy has sex with her with a machine making her go up and down while riding around in a circle
the HAWKING shake by Gwazzo March 11, 2025
The Stephen Hawking
When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.
The Stephen Hawking by localpirate November 1, 2014
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