the fosters

Slang term for person with a large in girth cock or tool.

He pulled out the fosters and she was in awe.

by TexasD April 5, 2005

Brandon the foster kid

A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.

Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"

by TakePissGang December 4, 2019

The Foster Family

A bizarre bunch brought together by fate on a road trip round New Zealand. These youngsters all came from the same mum though with different fathers Dad, Dad, Dad and... Daddd!!! Robbie was a vietnam vet, Susie a fashion queen, Paul a football nut and Timbob a gay (well his actions are like one) though his gobshite with the ladies directs otherwise!

All for 1 mum and 3 dads for all... oh and Daddd!!!!

by I'm not going to put my name to this am I, it's utter bullshit October 8, 2004

Brandon the foster kid

he’s a naughty boy with a bad habit, a bad habit for bike stealing.
bike stealing,
bike stealing

Person 1: “Do you know where my bike went?”
Person 2: “Brandon The Foster Kid would probably have it”

by brofromusa July 29, 2018

Foster The People

Great band from Los Angeles formed in 2009 who make music which is mostly in the Indie Rock and Indie Pop genre. Made songs such as Pumped Up Kicks, which was popular during the summer of 2011, and Helena Beat. The entire album 'Torches' is very good, receiving great reviews from critics overall.
The band is made up of Mark Foster, who does vocals, Mark Pontius, who does the drums and Cubbie Fink who does the bass guitar. Isom Innis and Sean Cimino - also known as "Mago" which means "wizard" in Italian, as he is a "wizard" guitarist - also do live shows with Foster The People, making them part of the band as well.

"Who did that awesome song Pumped Up Kicks?"
"Oh, Foster The People, they're amazing."

by SophieLouise1018 May 30, 2013

foster the people

the best band ever created, led by Mark foster who's vocal range goes from The Rock all the way to sexy fan girl.

makes songs such as Pumped up Kicks, Style, A beginners Guide To Destroying The Moon and Static Space Lovers.
Usually found by someone looking at their other songs whilst listening to Pumped up kicks who then goes, Oh shit i'm going to be listening to this band for decades.

Foster the people fan: yo listen to this new single by foster the people
Other person: ArE tHeY ThE pUmPeD uP KiCks BaNd???
Foster the people fan: *Sigh* yeah that's them.

by shshhhaalllaa May 13, 2020

Foster The People

Epic new indie band

Person 1: I hate how all new bands suck
Person 2: DUDE! You need to look up Foster The People, Houdini's amazing

by merfnerf May 4, 2011