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The Dotys 

a popular 2011 sitcom family, complete with a studio audience and big 80s hair. however this audience doesn't laugh because theye're too horrified and threatened, as many of the Dotys are trained in combat with all kinds of bow staffs. The Doty's take no prisoners.

If you encounter one of them, it will likely be a female, but to be sure check for markings in the shape of a skull on the upper arm, which only the male Dotys proudly sport. if it is in fact a female, proceed with caution, but if you say anything remotely stupid, those bitches are furious. they may also be unintelligible at points as they are closely related to a certain type of whale.

most importantly, don't mistake the middle one for someone who's not a hockey goalie.
hey, the Dotys are on! let's get some popcorn, or better yet fucking flee in terror!
The Dotys by edsharpe June 16, 2011
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The Dots 

When texting/instant messaging with another person usually a girl and the sender sends a message thats either perverted or a message that the reciever of the message does not agree with religiously, morally, or thinks is just plain gross and in return replies with a number of periods.
John: (Do you swallow?)

Jessica: (...)

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Jacob: what happened bro?

John: she gave me the dots man.
The Dots by B0N6W4T3R December 31, 2011

The Dotson Effect 

Defined when rules that abundantly clear for absolutely everyone else, become subject to circumvention because the documentation is not designed for every "what if" condition.
The D.C.F.L is under the Dotson Effect once again due to the Ballers GM having an issue with the add/drop process.

disconnect the dots 

To break something down into its component parts, esp a puzzle or riddle or some kind.

To study something in detail to see how it works, eg solving a crime.
"I never thought I'd solve this whodunit mistery, but once you diconnect the dots it's actually quite simple."

Sam: "Solving this murder case has been a real problem for the guys upstairs"
John: "Yeah I know, we're really gonna have to disconnect the dots on this one.
disconnect the dots by Azayles August 10, 2007

Connect The Dots

When Something is Incredibly Obvious & someone simply Can NOT Understand how Things or Events go together.
Democrats could NEVER "Connect The Dots" or Understand how The Clintons were involved in Various forms of : FRAUD , Crime(s) & Unethical behavior dating back to Hillary being Removed from her position during Watergate.

The American Voters Finally DID "Connect The Dots" & THAT's Why Hillary is NOT in the Oval Office or The White House GO Figure ! !
Connect The Dots by DW10 August 13, 2018

Connect the Dots

(N) basically connect the dots is just someone with an extreme amount of acne on their face. The term is offensive because it is metaphorically comparing a man or woman's face to a piece of paper with a lot of dots on it.
"Hey check out connect the dots over there" "I would never make out with connect the dots" "I dare you to go over there and call her connect the dots to her face"
Connect the Dots by Dedona March 12, 2009

connect the dots

When two girls slam ass to ass with a big ol' dildo.
I just jizzed enough to drown a horse watching those homeless girls connect the dots for a can of beans.
connect the dots by afterbirthpasta November 15, 2018
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