The Daily Beatdown
The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.
Example A
"Hey how was school today?"
"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."
Example B
"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"
This, is the daily beatdown.
"Hey how was school today?"
"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."
Example B
"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"
This, is the daily beatdown.
The Daily Beatdown by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020
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