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The Cupcake

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis,

then licks it off,

then bites it
Dude 1: yo man last night i got a the cupcake
Dude 2: how was it?
Dude 1: it felt good.....until he did the second part
Dude 2: ouch!
Dude 1: ouch indeed. i still got the bite marks to prove it

The cupcake incident 

The doom of EDP445 which labeled him as a child predator and a pedophile
Me: do you know edp 445?

Bro: yeah i liked him before the cupcake incident

The Cupcake Phenomenon 

An innocent character is turned evil purely because of their innocence. The name comes from the "Cupcakes" fan fiction from the My Little Pony fandom
The "Cupcakes" fanfic is an example of the Cupcake Phenomenon

frosting the cupcake 

1. The act of female masturbation

2. Oral sex performed on a female
"I spent last night frosting the cupcake for Michael's viewing pleasure"

"Last night I frosted Jenny's cupcake"

Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake 

The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"

<lighter>

Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"

Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"

Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."

Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"

Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."

Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"

Frosting the Cupcake 

when a male makes circular motions around the outside of the vagina with his penis while cumming
Tod: Yea dude, I was frosting the cupcake last night with Rebecca.
Romeo: Wow dude I need to do that.
Frosting the Cupcake by crupcaqke October 13, 2016
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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