The act of pressing your lips, lovingly, tightly against another persons anus before blowing air inside. The love air is then passed back and inhaled for the lovers enjoyment. - "The Brenton"
The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
by Mother_Hugger January 30, 2018
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If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008
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by The Brendon and Kevin Show November 12, 2021
Get the The Brendon and Kevin Show mug.1)A female with an unusually large backside
2)A piercing glare used when you are in trouble
3)Also the name of the monster with eyeballs on its hands, in Pans Labyrinth
2)A piercing glare used when you are in trouble
3)Also the name of the monster with eyeballs on its hands, in Pans Labyrinth
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Get the The Benton mug.The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
Get the THE BRENDON mug.1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matthew: Yeah course mate
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matthew: Yeah course mate
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
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2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matt Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
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