The Brenton

The act of pressing your lips, lovingly, tightly against another persons anus before blowing air inside. The love air is then passed back and inhaled for the lovers enjoyment. - "The Brenton"

The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".

We've known each other a while now, would you like to do "The Brenton"?

The Brenton by Mother_Hugger January 30, 2018

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

Church of the Brenton by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008

The Brendon and Kevin Show 

The GREATEST podcast/ radio show in the world.

Holy shit, did you listen to that fucked up episode of The Brendon and Kevin Show?

The Brendon and Kevin Show by The Brendon and Kevin Show November 12, 2021

The Benton

1)A female with an unusually large backside
2)A piercing glare used when you are in trouble

3)Also the name of the monster with eyeballs on its hands, in Pans Labyrinth

1) Boy:Whoa! Look at that Benton!
2) Boy: Youre in trouble, She's giving You The Benton

The Benton by SnapCracklePop22 January 6, 2010

THE BRENDON 

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.

Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.

THE BRENDON by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023

The Matthew Benton 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

The Matthew Benton by Big Akin May 24, 2019

The Matt Benton 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party

The Matt Benton by P A Akin May 24, 2019