View Shrew

One of any number of shrill harpies from daytime talk show "The View" who viciously attack advocates for freedom, liberty, capitalism, and traditional values. Prime examples include Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.

Man did you see that guy on The View yesterday who said Washington should lower taxes and cut spending? Those View Shrews tore him to freakin' pieces!

by ferrgus January 29, 2009

Shrew

an unidentified long squishy worm that Bruce and Micah made.

WOW LOOK SHREW

by BeepSkeepMeepLeep September 16, 2021

Lavatory Shrew

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.

Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew

by zzwill December 1, 2011

Dirt Shrew

A small rodent native to the San Acitos region of California. It looks like a jack rabbit and a big rat fucked.

Remember the San Acitos Dirt Shrew. Their beauty was here long before we were.

by gizmofries April 5, 2013

shrewd shrew

Shrewd (savvy, clever, cunning,)

Shrew (bitch, she-devil)

That woman is a Shrewd Shrew!

by Justtayn September 15, 2017

shrew nipples

uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS

theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!

by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020

Cork Shrew

Somebody who constantly drinks wine and puts down the people around them, is incredibly self centered and needy, yet still expects people to be nice to them and treat them with respect.

They are such a cork shrew, they need to stop drinking and take a look at their life.

by TannerL January 28, 2020