When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.
Jon: Last night I saw some unshaven crack head bitch dancing at the strip joint.
Greg: Awsome!
Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.
Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.
Greg: Awsome!
Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.
Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.
by Rex Dutchman October 12, 2010
To engage in a cuddling position that is similar in design to spooning, with both partners maintaining chest-on-back contact while facing the same direction and laying on their sides, but with the distinguishing characteristic that the smaller partner is positioned on the back of the larger partner with the smaller partner's arms wrapped somewhere around the larger partner's body. The position resembles a smaller koala holding onto the back of another koala, thus the origin of the word.
There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.
There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.
We were cuddling in bed after some ravaging sex, but my back was getting cold so I rolled over and she started koalaing me.
by the lady men's February 10, 2012
a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they are not bears
by 555 March 9, 2004
Koalaling- the act of one person wrapping their limbs around another person or thing; 2. an intimate way of cuddling; 3 a very adorable thing to do.
Ex.
1. Elizabeth was koaling her pillow earlier
2. “Babe, I wanna koala you <3
3. Boy 1. My little cousin fell asleep koalaing me when watching The Little Mermaid
Girl 1: THAT’S SO ADORABLE
1. Elizabeth was koaling her pillow earlier
2. “Babe, I wanna koala you <3
3. Boy 1. My little cousin fell asleep koalaing me when watching The Little Mermaid
Girl 1: THAT’S SO ADORABLE
by CottenPenguin January 23, 2014
The act of wrapping your legs around someone like a koala would hug a tree. Especially while cuddling.
by Fisherman25 April 2, 2010
(1) A person who really likes to snuggle.
(2) A person who likes to physically cling to their lover.
(2) A person who likes to physically cling to their lover.
by Peter Springer May 2, 2006