socks that can be bought in Duane reade for 2 dollars. They are red and they are socks. Go figure.
I want to buy a pair of red sox
by Tazarus June 8, 2005
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Two Sox: Common Sox Fan/1st floor appartment dweller, who has a penchant for unhealthy} living and is in possession of/known to wear two socks that are not of equal elasticity and act independently of each other under the force of gravity i.e. one sock is a slacker and falls down quickly.
look at "two sox" going to have a smoke..

His mom must not have laid his clothes out today because he's got "two sox"
by PB13 October 4, 2007
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not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox
the red sox won the world series
by mike December 7, 2004
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The best damn team in baseball.
The Boston Red Sox: Anyone can have an off century
by A-rod sucks November 19, 2004
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Hypocrits. The red sox have become the new Yankees. They are no longer the "underdogs" Because once the Red Sox owner got some more money he spent it all to overpay the losers they have on there team, exactly like the yankees. And whenever you see a Red Sox fan and you try and talk baseball the first words that comes out of there mouth is "Yankees suck" as appposed to a Yankees fan who would go "Go Yankeees!"
Red Sox fan: The Yankees and overpaid and stupid

Yankees fan: But your team is the second most overpaid in the Leauge, and you have only 6 world series while we have 26

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, the Yankees choked

Yankees fan: You've choked more times then us buddy

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, Yankees suck

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Angels fan: LEARN ANYTHING!?
by Spikesy July 20, 2006
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Your 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! Can you believe it???
Yankees = CHOKE!!!!!!!!

ALDS: W, 3-0
ALCS: W, 4-3
World Series: W, 4-0

I still can't believe it!!!!!!!!
So the yankees really do suck. We can actually tell the truth!!!!!
by proudasssoxfan November 7, 2004
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the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhhhhhh YANKEES SUCK!
by red sox suck balls July 27, 2007
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