sony

Retarded DRM-monkeys and puppets of the RIAAwho are willing to install spyware-like software unbeknownst to their users regardless of the fact that they are only hurting the people who actually bought their product

After putting a Sony XCP-"protected" CD in your drive hold down shift to disable autorun or else Sony will f*** up your computer with their DRM crap
or just open Regedit and change "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\
CurrentControlSet\ Services\Cdrom\Autorun" to 0

by m4l1c10u5 November 14, 2005

sony

A company who creates a variety of products which tend to easily break.

Billy: Dude, sony's making playstation 3!111!

Bob: I know dude, I already saved up 10,000 bucks to buy 3 of them for back up . . .

by Monkeygrease July 31, 2005

sony

A company who doesn't give the slightest shit about you, whether you detest them or swear allegiance to the Playstation. Ruthless when it comes to business, they'll fuck over and bully as many companies as it takes to make money. Sony fanboys are the easiest to troll, but the hardest to understand; being loyal to a company who cares about nothing but your wallet makes no sense.

Lik-Sang was an excellent site. One day, Lik-Sang started selling Japanese PSPs to European gamers. Sony looked out from its dark castle, and feeling intimidated by this, it proceeded to sue Lik-Sang to oblivion. This, children, is what we call "retarded".

by Mepsipax May 17, 2008

Sony

Japanese for "extortion." Overpriced products with overpriced repairs.

Brian: It's going to cost 700 dollars to fix my Sony Vaio!
Chris: That's why they're called Sony!

by bdr5055 February 11, 2010

sony

someone who is considered a sony, is someone who is either.
a) asian
b) suicidal
c) extremley annoying
d) a loser/ stalker
e) slut

kid1: yo son, u see that chick cuttin' herself.
kid2: yeh man, she be a sony.

by HollaAtchaaBoii February 17, 2009

sony

"sony" is a root word that means lack of or incomplete. More recently this word has became the identity of a major electronics company. Interesting that this company really holds true to the original meaning of the word.

I have a Sony can you help me? Im sorry customer service for that brand is on another planet.

by Chris Odle July 25, 2006

Sony

One of the most greedy and dishonest electronic companies out there. They started out with just PC's and TV's, but in 1995, they released the Sony PlayStation. Since then, they have used dirty tactics to push themselves ahead in the market scheme. Such as keeping people away from Nintendo because they have "kiddie games." Also saying that other consoles explode out of nowhere. Also saying their own laptops explode, because of a programming error. This is all just to get more money. Sony is definitely not a pure company. They don't care about their gamers at all, and just want to hoard tons of cash.

Ironically, "Sony" roughly translates to "Tyrant."

Wade: Should I get a PS3?

Me: No fucking way. It's ugly as shit, has no good games, and probably has another one of Sony's "programming errors." Get a Wii or an XBOX 360 instead.

Random Jackass Fanboy: sony iz teh fuckin haxxorz u faggetard i iz teh gonna FUCKIN KILL U!!!1!one

Me: Congradulations! You're now property of the greediest electronic copany on earth.

by The random jerk August 22, 2007