A person who has a pile of crap on their profile on any social networking site, such as facebook or myspace, and who simply likes it being there.

Thematically, though not ltierally, related to scatman
"What's this? An IQ test? Who's hawt? Are You Interested? Pictures of frozen beans? This guys a total profile scatman!"
by John Parry December 9, 2007
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A highly contagious sexually transmitted disease.

Scatman Crothers originated in the fields of Illinois. It is believed a young couple was fornicating in the field when the symptoms first appeared. They died instantly...the very next day.

Symptoms include telepathic abilities, stiff neck, nausea, the need to clean kitchens, picking locks, watching horrible Mark Walberg films, itching, eating socks, emitting the smell of cilantro, severe heartburn, and death. There currently is no cure for Scatman Crothers.
STD, Scatman Crothers
by gloober84 March 8, 2009
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A man who very poorly named himself. Probably unaware of the definition of scat, and most likely regrets be named under that title
"Have you heard of Scatman John?"
"No im not into that stuff its disgusting!"
by 13abie April 17, 2011
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Whenever someone says this you MUST sing Scatman's World by Scatman John. Otherwise the Scatman Secret Police (S.S.P) will take you to Malay Island.
Matt: Go commit Scatman's World.
Jack: *starts scatting*
by UrbanSprayDude May 12, 2021
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1. A person with a stutter
2. An insult (typically a retard)
1. That kid speaking to the teacher is a proper scatman

2. Look at all this scatman at the health centre
by The biggest boi May 6, 2019
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