by God Less America June 10, 2015
An aggressive manoeuver used to ward off potential threats against oneself.
When one correctly performs a rattlesnake, they will have succeeded in poking the assailant's eyes (please refer to The Three Stooges for more information) and also biting them in the scrotum (if they happen to be male).
There is room for variation and interpretation, but preferably, one will not actually have to go through with the threat; the assailant will be confused with your random combination of threats, or scared for their lives.
When one correctly performs a rattlesnake, they will have succeeded in poking the assailant's eyes (please refer to The Three Stooges for more information) and also biting them in the scrotum (if they happen to be male).
There is room for variation and interpretation, but preferably, one will not actually have to go through with the threat; the assailant will be confused with your random combination of threats, or scared for their lives.
Fred: "Hey, Tom! Give me my hat back before I rattlesnake you!"
Tom: "What's a rattlesnake...?"
Fred: "It's where I poke you in the eyes and bite your scrotum!"
Tom: "Woah! Weird! Take your hat back and never talk to me again!"
Tom: "What's a rattlesnake...?"
Fred: "It's where I poke you in the eyes and bite your scrotum!"
Tom: "Woah! Weird! Take your hat back and never talk to me again!"
by !leahciM January 17, 2006
by piggofdoom November 15, 2006
by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006
When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand over the pants, sometimes resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
Hey Patrick, did you get laid last night?
No, but that little slut rattlesnaked me til I soiled my shorts!
No, but that little slut rattlesnaked me til I soiled my shorts!
by JohnnyVegas August 4, 2006
A sexual act when anal sex is involved with two partners, can be heterosexual or two males. When the penis is in the anus, the partner that is "catching" farts. Which in return causes a rattle or vibration that tickles the penis that is in the anus.
Mark and his gay partner, Todd are engaging in anal sex. Todd is penetrating Mark's anus, when Mark suddenly farts. This fart is a nice sensation for Todd as the vibration causes a rattle like a Rattlesnake makes.
by Jeff The Funkmaster June 7, 2007
My friend Ryan Spurlock went on a Tinder date. At the end of the night Ryan put his dick inside her and she exclaimed!! " Ryan there is a rattlesnake in my pussy!! Help! Help!".
by Suhdude_deeznutz January 1, 2017