1. A toy, usually shaped like and animal or human that is controlled by either a hand up its ass or from strings attached to its limbs and body.

2. An alternate name for a cigarette. Orginating from Cockney Rhyming Slang. Cigarette rhymes with Marionette which is a puppet.
1. Steven: That's a cool puppet.
George: There is no such thing as a cool puppet.

2. Alex: Lash us a puppet man.
Sam: Fine, but you owe me about fifty bucks in cigarettes.
Alex: Whatever. I need to suck ash!
by juppo47 January 13, 2007
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Common between two heterosexual men that do not want to be tagged with the gay stigmata. The first man (puppet) lies nude with a rope tied around his wrist, his hand gripped around his penis. The second man (puppeteer) then pulls the other end of the rope in a style so the original man gets off as though he would be masturbating. Totally NOT GAY.
Hey bro, Ive got major blueballs and cant find a woman to help me out. Mind running a puppeteer for me?
by SodiumBMX February 26, 2010
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The 🅱️EnPai that’ll never notice us 😔👊 and that O🅱️🅱️a that’ll never saranghay us 😭😩
DadDy Sen🅱️Ai Op🅱️A PuppET wHy WOn’t yoU nOticE uuUUSssSS 😔😭😩😤
by SenpaiPuppetIs🅱️ae April 15, 2018
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When you stick your hand up and asshole or vagina and go shoulder deep.
That slut made me give her The Puppet, my hand was so far inside her.
by Agro294 April 10, 2015
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When a guy, or a girl going commando, zips up his/her pants and gets some of their pubic hair caught in the zipper. As one walks, the zippers pulls up and down on the pubic hair, much as a puppeteer manipulates a puppet.
"Dude, I was in such a rush, I totally got caught in a massive puppeteer."

"Dude, that puppeteer was so bad, it looked like I caught Buckwheat in my zipper."
by Richard Verga April 30, 2012
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