Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki
Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry
by G-Money55 February 27, 2008
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Using various numbing agents to achieve a numbing affect on your hand i.e lidocaine, novicane etc. and then performing the stranger
PLEASE CONSULT A PHYSICIAN BEFOR ATTEMPTING
I numbed my hand with novicaine and gave myself a perfect stranger
by num_sku11 April 20, 2010
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n. when somebody else sits on their hand, causing it to fall asleep, and proceeds to give another person a hand job.

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After the car ride with seven other people, we went and side and she gave me a perfect stranger.
by G-Money April 21, 2005
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An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.
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by cassuduh March 2, 2009
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