American food for an Ameircan resturant.
Dumbfuck: I'm feelin' sophisticated tonight, lets get some Italian.
Other Guy: All right, we'll go to Magiano's.
Dumbfuck: Actually I was thinking we'd go to Olive Garden.
Other Guy: ...
Other Guy: All right, we'll go to Magiano's.
Dumbfuck: Actually I was thinking we'd go to Olive Garden.
Other Guy: ...
by Taintfuck September 26, 2004
A respectable resteraunt chain usually located in a parking lot of a shitty mall
where space cadet waiters serve unlimited breadsticks and salad and suburbanites rejoice at chicken parmasean entres.WOOH! "we are goin to olive garden! Get in the mini van!"
where space cadet waiters serve unlimited breadsticks and salad and suburbanites rejoice at chicken parmasean entres.WOOH! "we are goin to olive garden! Get in the mini van!"
Sarah: Yall want to go to olive garden? (time passes)
Natalie: Where's the bread?
Cori: I hope they don't put the cheese on the salad in fron of me
Sarah: I want my fuckin refill of diet coke!
Waiter: Would you like some parmasean cheese with that?
Natalie: NO I WANT MY BREADSTICKS DAMNIT!
Cori: They better have andes mints. That's the reason you come here, well the breadsticks too!
Natalie: Where's the bread?
Cori: I hope they don't put the cheese on the salad in fron of me
Sarah: I want my fuckin refill of diet coke!
Waiter: Would you like some parmasean cheese with that?
Natalie: NO I WANT MY BREADSTICKS DAMNIT!
Cori: They better have andes mints. That's the reason you come here, well the breadsticks too!
by Natalie K December 5, 2005
The realm of unlimited breadsticks. These breadsticks have a mystical energy that emit from them that forces your body to proceed to consume breadsticks repeatedly against your will.
Boomer: Lets go to Olive Garden Later!
Gen-zer: No, we can't go there or we shall be consumed by temptation.
Gen-zer: No, we can't go there or we shall be consumed by temptation.
by BreadstickLover69 June 13, 2020
Not an italian restaurant at all.
Here, in Italy, we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust in me: italian food is totally differt!!
Here, in Italy, we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust in me: italian food is totally differt!!
by CamillaPS April 24, 2006
Bad excuse for Italian food. Bad excuse for food. Rubber bread sticks. Silly Salad. Overcooked fish. Overcooked (over microwaved) broccoli. Nasty-as-hell, disgusting "fettuccine." Gross, worse-than-frozen lasagne. But the water was fantastic. PUSH THE WINE!!
by biffy the olive monster August 10, 2009
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by menliker5000 December 29, 2022
A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.
Olive Garden is so gay.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011